Since you been gone

I went to bed on April 1st and I just woke up now! Honest...

So, what's been happening while I was, erm, sleeping?

-The football season finished
-I still didn't find another job
-I went camping with Mrs Hard-on
-Another hampster died
-Malcolm stopped blogging
-My company was bought by another well known but smaller company and combined we are now the world's biggest IT firm
-We bought our third hampster, Stephen
-Fuel charges have increased eleventy million times and it's now £3000 a litre
-Arseblog went all corporate and was swallowed up by oleole.com
-I turned one more notch on the mid-thirties'ometer and didn't celebrate
-Harry Jnr turned 8 and we went to chill Factore in Manchester to celebrate
-Harriet Hard-on turned another notch on the early-thirties'ometer and we are celebrating this evening

This blog was brought to you by the lovely Melanie Slade, girlfriend of Arsenal striker Theo Walcott



On this day: Hungary loses 71% of its territory and 63% of its population when the treaty of Trianon is signed in Paris.

On the car mp3: George Michael - Patience

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